婚姻的經(jīng)典名人語(yǔ)錄
Sexinewears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. (Joanne Woodward)
性感不久就會(huì)逐漸消失，美色也會(huì)隨之枯謝，但嫁給一個(gè)能讓你每天開(kāi)懷大笑的男人，啊，這才真正是令人滿意的結(jié)果。
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. (James Holt McGavran)
有一種比電子銀行還要快的轉(zhuǎn)帳方式。它叫做婚姻. [譯者注：結(jié)婚離婚都可]
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.(Patrick Murray)
我在兩個(gè)老婆身上的運(yùn)氣都很差。前面的那個(gè)扔下了我�，F(xiàn)在的`這個(gè)我扔不掉。
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.(Milton Berle)
一個(gè)好妻子總會(huì)在她錯(cuò)了的時(shí)候原諒她的丈夫。
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.(Socrates)
婚姻是這樣一所學(xué)校：男人會(huì)失去學(xué)士學(xué)位/單身漢的地位，而女人會(huì)獲得碩士學(xué)位/征服者的地位。[譯者注：雙關(guān)語(yǔ)]
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. (Henry Youngman)
晚上你回到家里，有一個(gè)女人會(huì)給你一眼愛(ài)情，一手溫情，一懷柔情。你知道這意味著什么嗎？這意味著你走錯(cuò)房子了，就是這個(gè)意思。
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. (Nash)
保持婚姻幸福的兩大秘密是： 1. 一旦錯(cuò)了，立刻承認(rèn)；2. 一旦對(duì)了，立刻閉嘴。
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.(Anonymous)
婚姻是唯一的和敵人同床共眠的戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)。
Marriage is Love, Love is blind, therefore, Marriage is an institution for the Blind (Anonymous)
婚姻是因?yàn)閻?ài)情，愛(ài)情是盲目的。所以，婚姻是為瞎子所設(shè)的會(huì)所。
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." (Anonymous)
一個(gè)男人驕傲地說(shuō)：”我老婆是天使“。另一個(gè)男人羨慕地說(shuō)：“你真走運(yùn)，我的那個(gè)還活著。”
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. (Henry Youngman)
有人問(wèn)我和我老婆婚姻長(zhǎng)久的秘訣：我們倆口子很會(huì)享受生活，每周兩次去餐廳吃飯。燭光、晚餐、輕音樂(lè)、跳舞。她周二去一次，我周五去一次。
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
我和我老婆幸福地生活了20年。然后...我們就相遇了。
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