王爾德幽默語(yǔ)錄
1、《生命之書(shū)》始于一座花園里的一男一女……它最后以《啟示錄》告終。The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden…It ends with Revelations.
2、*糟糕的藝術(shù)家總是在相互欣賞作品。Bad artists always admire each other's work.
3、我有一個(gè)重大發(fā)現(xiàn)——如果攝入足量酒精，就會(huì)產(chǎn)生各種陶醉的效果。I have made an important discovery…that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.
4、我喜歡演戲。與人生相比，演戲更真實(shí)。I love acting. It is so much more real than life.
5、請(qǐng)別開(kāi)槍打死那個(gè)鋼琴師，他已經(jīng)盡力了。Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.
6、*人生是一件愚蠢的事情；相反，愛(ài)則是兩個(gè)傻瓜之間的事。Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
7、在任何一個(gè)有讀過(guò)歷史的人眼中，公民抗命是人類原始的美德。人類歷史是通過(guò)公民抗命才能取得進(jìn)展的，要不是經(jīng)由公民抗命，就得經(jīng)過(guò)軍事起義了。Disobedience, in the eyes of any one who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience that progrehas been made, through disobedience and through rebellion.
8、*來(lái)自敵人的困難可以忍，來(lái)自朋友的成功則絕不可忍。It is very easy to endure the difficulties of one's enemies. It is the successes of one's friends that are hard to bear.
9、結(jié)婚這件事，所有女人的看法都一致，所有男人的看法都不同。 Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
10、上帝知道，我無(wú)論如何都不會(huì)跑去當(dāng)牛津大學(xué)教授的。我將會(huì)是一個(gè)詩(shī)人，一個(gè)作家，劇作家。我會(huì)不知怎么的就一舉成名了，如果不是名動(dòng)四方，那就是臭名遠(yuǎn)播。又或者我會(huì)把畢生都用來(lái)享樂(lè)，然后，誰(shuí)知道呢，可能只是停下來(lái)休息，什么也不做。柏拉圖說(shuō)過(guò)當(dāng)人生走到盡頭時(shí)最崇高的，莫過(guò)于坐下來(lái)，沉思世間事物。也許這也將會(huì)是我最后的結(jié)局。God knows; I won't be an Oxford don anyhow. I'll be a poet, a writer, a dramatist. Somehow or other I'll be famous, and if not famous, I'll be notorious. Or perhaps I'll lead the life of pleasure for a time and then—who knows?—rest and do nothing. What does Plato say is the highest end that man can attain here below? To sit down and contemplate the good. Perhaps that will be the end of me too.
11、*所有人類的重大問(wèn)題都有一個(gè)共同點(diǎn)：只有用幽默和瘋狂去解決。It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment.
12、詩(shī)人能挺過(guò)一切劫難，除了印刷錯(cuò)誤。A poet can survive everything but a misprint.
13、*一切藝術(shù)皆無(wú)道德可言。 All art is immoral.
14、我想，上帝在創(chuàng)造人類時(shí)高估了他的能力。I think that God, in creating Man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
15、我簡(jiǎn)直太聰明了，有時(shí)連我自己都不知道自己在說(shuō)什么。I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I’m saying.
16、心是用來(lái)碎的。The heart was made to be broken.
17、男女之間不可能存在友誼，有的只是愛(ài)恨情仇。Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
18、演出相當(dāng)成功，對(duì)觀眾則是一場(chǎng)災(zāi)難。The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster.
19、到底什么是時(shí)裝潮流？從藝術(shù)的角度來(lái)看，它通常是一種丑陋形式的表達(dá)，以至于人們?nèi)虩o(wú)可忍地每六個(gè)月便要把它修改一下。
20、愛(ài)情之不可理解比起死亡之神秘更甚。The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.
21、生活事關(guān)緊要，怎能不戲談。Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it.
22、*世界上只有兩種悲劇，一種是沒(méi)有得到你想要的，另一種是得到了。In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
23、不夠真誠(chéng)是危險(xiǎn)的，太真誠(chéng)則絕對(duì)是致命的。A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
24、報(bào)紙和文學(xué)的區(qū)別是，報(bào)紙沒(méi)法讀，而文學(xué)則沒(méi)人讀。The difference between journalism and literature is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.
25、女人代表著物質(zhì)戰(zhàn)勝了理智，正如男人代表著理智戰(zhàn)勝了道德。Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
26、一個(gè)人在選擇他的敵人時(shí)不能太仔細(xì)了。A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
27、懸念是可怕的。我希望它一直延續(xù)下去。This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
28、圣人和罪人的唯一區(qū)別是，每一個(gè)圣人都有過(guò)去，而每一個(gè)罪人都有未來(lái)。The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past while every sinner has a future.
29、當(dāng)我年輕時(shí)，我以為金錢是人生中最重要的東西�，F(xiàn)在我老了，我知道這是真的。When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is.
30、要避免爭(zhēng)論，爭(zhēng)論總是俗不可耐，而且常常令人信服。Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
31、*愚昧是最大的罪惡。There is no sin except stupidity.
32、我整個(gè)早上都在校對(duì)自己的一首詩(shī)，去掉了一個(gè)逗號(hào)。下午我又把它加了上去。I was working on the proof of one of my poems all morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.
33、當(dāng)天神想要懲罰我們，他們就答應(yīng)我們的祈禱。When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
34、*這是一件很悲哀的事情，現(xiàn)在很少有無(wú)用的`信息。It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useleinformation.
35、*漂亮話都是最美好的，比丑陋好。It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
36、所有糟糕的詩(shī)歌都源于真情實(shí)感。All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.
37、*一個(gè)人決對(duì)不要相信說(shuō)出自己真實(shí)年齡的女人。如果她把年齡都說(shuō)出來(lái)了，她還有什么不會(huì)說(shuō)的。One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
38、失去一個(gè)父母可以看成是一種不幸；失去雙親看上去就像是一種粗心了。To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
39、*民主就是指人民用人民的棒槌打擊人民。Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
40、*假如一個(gè)人聽(tīng)到差勁的音樂(lè)，他有義務(wù)用談話把它壓下去。If one hears bad music it is one's duty to drown it by one's conversation.
41、*樂(lè)觀的基礎(chǔ)完全是恐懼。The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
42、每當(dāng)人們贊同我時(shí)，我總希望自己一定是錯(cuò)了。Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
43、所有女人都會(huì)變得像她們的母親一樣，這是女人的悲劇。但沒(méi)有男人變得像他們的父親，這是男人的悲劇。All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
44、擺脫誘-惑的唯一方法是屈服于它。The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
45、凡人創(chuàng)造歷史，偉人書(shū)寫(xiě)。Anybody can make history. Only a great man can write it.
46、年輕人想要有信仰，但他們卻沒(méi)有；老年人不想要信仰，但卻辦不到。Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
47、該死，先生，結(jié)婚是你的職責(zé)，你不能總是逍遙快活。Dammit sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure.
48、我能抗拒一切，除了誘-惑。 I can resist everything except temptation.
49、當(dāng)面扎刀的是真朋友。True friends stab you in the front.
50、女人因?yàn)槟腥说娜秉c(diǎn)而愛(ài)男人；如果男人的缺點(diǎn)足夠多，女人什么事都可以原諒他們，哪怕是他們的智力。Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them women will forgive them everything, even their gigantic intellects.
51、只要一個(gè)女人看上去比她自己的女兒小十歲，她就一定會(huì)心滿意足。As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
52、*無(wú)知就像是一朵精致的花：一碰它就消失了。Ignorance is like a delicate flower: touch it and the bloom is gone.
53、我喜歡對(duì)一堵墻說(shuō)話，世界上只有它不會(huì)反駁我。I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me.
54、恭維話從來(lái)沒(méi)有讓女人繳械，但可以讓男人繳械。這就是性別差異。Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the se-xes.
55、當(dāng)美國(guó)的好人死了，他們就去巴黎。當(dāng)美國(guó)的壞蛋死了，他們就去美國(guó)。When good Americans die they go to Paris. When bad Americans die they go to America.
56、老年人相信每一件事物；中年人猜疑每一件事物；青年人什么都懂。
57、我們都生活在陰溝里，但仍有人仰望星空。We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
58、藝術(shù)是世間唯一需要認(rèn)真看待的事，藝術(shù)家卻是社會(huì)上唯一拒絕認(rèn)真的人。Art is the only serious thing in the world. And the artist is the only person who is never serious.
59、女人在世上的日子要比男人好過(guò)得多。她們有太多禁忌。Women have a much better time than men in this world. There are far more things forbidden to them.
60、*爭(zhēng)論者損失的僅僅是智力。It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue.
61、真朋友才會(huì)當(dāng)面中傷你。A true friend stabs you in the front.
62、我喜歡政治晚會(huì)，這是唯一人們不談?wù)蔚牡胤�。I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't talk politics.
63、男人因厭倦而結(jié)婚，女人因好奇而結(jié)婚，雙方都會(huì)失望。 Men marry because they are tired, women becausethey are curious; both are disappointed.
64、沒(méi)有烏托邦的世界地圖是不值一瞥的。 A map of the world which does not include Utopia is not worth even glancing at.
65、所有糟糕的藝術(shù)品都是出于好意。
66、科學(xué)是死去的宗教記錄。Science is the record of dead religions.
67、原諒你的敵人；沒(méi)什么能比這樣更讓他們生氣。Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
68、夢(mèng)想家只能在月光下找到自己的路，他的懲罰是第一個(gè)看見(jiàn)黎明。A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
69、所謂經(jīng)驗(yàn)，乃是人們?yōu)槠溴e(cuò)誤貼上的標(biāo)簽。Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
70、什么是離婚的主要原因？結(jié)婚。 What is the chief cause of divorce?Marriage.
71、在考試?yán)�，愚昧的人總提�?wèn)一些會(huì)令睿智的人答不上的問(wèn)題。 In examinations the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer.
72、我還沒(méi)有年輕到什么都懂的地步。I am not young enough to know everything.
73、所謂道德或不道德的書(shū)是不存在的。書(shū)只分為寫(xiě)得好、寫(xiě)得差，僅此而已。There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.
74、良心和怯懦其實(shí)是一回事。 Conscience and cowardice are really the same things.
75、*美國(guó)是一個(gè)不經(jīng)-文明階段就從野蠻走向頹廢的國(guó)家。
76、不要給女人忠告；決不要給女人任何她晚上不能穿戴的東西。Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
77、*宗教的真理即幸存之觀念。Truth, in the matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.
78、教育事業(yè)是值得欽佩的，但請(qǐng)注意：并沒(méi)有什么值得知道的事是能夠被傳授的。Education is an admirable thing. But it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
79、對(duì)于忠告，你所能做的，就是把它奉送給別人，忠告從來(lái)就不是給自己準(zhǔn)備的。The only thing to do with good advice is to pait on. It is never of any use to oneself.
80、公眾極其寬容，他們可以寬容一切，天才除外。The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
81、*音樂(lè)讓人感覺(jué)如此浪漫，至少它總是讓人發(fā)神經(jīng)，現(xiàn)在浪漫和發(fā)神經(jīng)都是一回事。Music makes one feel so romantic，at least it always gets on one's nerves, which is the same thing nowadays.
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