英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短的
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短的1
急診Help! Doctor
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
“醫(yī)生，救命!請(qǐng)您快點(diǎn)兒到，我十歲的兒子剛剛吞掉了一支鋼筆!”
“好，我十幾分鐘就到，”
“好的，那……這十幾分鐘我應(yīng)該做什么呢?”
“換支筆用!”
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短的2
我教老師I Taught the Teacher
Mother asked her little boy:"Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
"Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."
母親問她年幼的兒子：“寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么?”
“兒子驕傲地說：什么都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等于幾，我告訴她等于三。”
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短的3
誰在打架? Who was fighting?
Who was fighting?
誰在打架?
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
媽媽：弗雷迪，你的臉為什么那么紅?
弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止一次打架。
媽媽：你做的對(duì)，誰和誰在打架。
雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。
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