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讓女人吐血的話
大家都喜歡小，沒人喜歡大。
某兩戶鄰居，因停車問題起了口角，男人稱呼女人：“大嬸!”女人氣憤難平，過了好幾個(gè)月還耿耿于懷，于是向法院提告。她說她才三十多歲，男人卻以“大嬸”稱呼她，實(shí)在太過分了。她認(rèn)為，大嬸指的是沒知識(shí)的鄉(xiāng)下婦女，男人這是“公然侮辱”。
為了一句令人不悅的稱謂告上法院，確實(shí)有點(diǎn)小題大作。不過，話說回來，女人對(duì)于稱謂的確很敏感，大家都喜歡小，沒人喜歡大。
除非已經(jīng)老得兩鬢斑白，否則沒有任何女人喜歡被叫“大嬸”、“歐巴�！�，甚至連“大姐”這種稱呼，也不是人人可以叫的。另外，臺(tái)灣女人即使已婚，對(duì)于“女士”的稱謂也很感冒，感覺這一叫，就被叫老了。
我常逛傳統(tǒng)市場，從市場男性商販對(duì)女性的稱謂，就大致能夠判斷這個(gè)人到底會(huì)不會(huì)做生意。會(huì)做生意的人，對(duì)每個(gè)路過的女人皆稱“美女”、“小姐”，除非帶著小孩，否則也不會(huì)稱呼人家“太太”�，F(xiàn)代社會(huì)嘛，可不是每個(gè)體態(tài)變形的女人，都是人家的太太;不會(huì)做生意的人，則動(dòng)不動(dòng)就叫人“歐巴�！�。
某次，我還看見一位女性顧客與賣衣服的男人吵了起來，因?yàn)槟腥私心俏豢雌饋聿贿^三十歲多一點(diǎn)的小姐“姨仔”。小姐十分生氣：“我看起來有那么老嗎?你干嘛這樣叫我?”放下衣服，罵了幾句就走了。那男人還在后頭大喊：“喂喂喂，我還沒三十歲，我比你年輕吧 ”
真是活生生的一幕鬧劇�！耙套小蔽幢厥恰鞍⒁獭钡囊馑迹嗔藗�(gè)“仔”(發(fā)音為“氨)，聽起來語意輕佻。就算是“姐仔”也不可以亂叫，因?yàn)檫@并非莊重說法。
男人常不懂女人心理。不少男人以為基于“禮貌”，對(duì)于職場上碰到的女人，應(yīng)該一律以“姐”相稱才對(duì)，我常碰到五、六十歲的男人叫我“淡如姐”，雖然我很明白，這是一種尊敬用語，但心里也會(huì)想：“哇，你干嘛裝可愛啊?我可擔(dān)當(dāng)不起這個(gè) 姐 字。”
女人寧可被稱為“妹”，也不想當(dāng)“姐”。
想要當(dāng)個(gè)討女人喜歡的聰明人并不難，第一步就是：對(duì)女人的稱謂，寧選小，別選大。有個(gè)朋友的小男孩才上小學(xué)，一碰到媽媽的朋友，已懂得一律叫“姐姐”了，真是得女人疼，長大之后必是“殺手級(jí)”人物。
其實(shí)我喜歡你只是玩你而已
我只是和朋友打賭你的感情而已
誰知道你真的對(duì)我死心塌地 真是可笑
我都有戀爹戀媽情結(jié)了，你們還不培養(yǎng)出點(diǎn)戀女情結(jié)。所以，周五我得跟爹睡，周六我得跟媽睡，周天我得跟爹媽睡。只要你們不說，這事傳不到我同學(xué)那，我也不可能丟人。
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非常經(jīng)典有深度的電影英文臺(tái)詞
1.一個(gè)人總要走陌生的路，看陌生的風(fēng)景，聽陌生的歌，然后在某個(gè)不經(jīng)意的瞬間，你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)，原本是費(fèi)盡心機(jī)想要忘記的事情真的就那么忘記了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福，不是長生不老，不是大魚大肉，不是權(quán)傾朝野。幸福是每一個(gè)微小的生活愿望達(dá)成。當(dāng)你想吃的時(shí)候有得吃，想被愛的時(shí)候有人來愛你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.愛情是燈，友情是影子，當(dāng)燈滅了，你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)你的周圍都是影子。朋友，是在最后可以給你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我愛你不是因?yàn)槟闶钦l，而是我在你面前可以是誰。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.愛情，要么讓人成熟，要么讓人墮落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.舉得起放得下的叫舉重，舉得起放不下的叫負(fù)重。可惜，大多數(shù)人的愛情，都是負(fù)重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我們每個(gè)人都生活在各自的過去中，人們會(huì)用一分鐘的時(shí)間去認(rèn)識(shí)一個(gè)人，用一小時(shí)的時(shí)間去喜歡一個(gè)人，再用一天的時(shí)間去愛上一個(gè)人，到最后呢，卻要用一輩子的時(shí)間去忘記一個(gè)人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一個(gè)人一生可以愛上很多的人，等你獲得真正屬于你的幸福之后，你就會(huì)明白一起的傷痛其實(shí)是一種財(cái)富，它讓你學(xué)會(huì)更好地去把握和珍惜你愛的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年輕的時(shí)候會(huì)想要談很多次戀愛，但是隨著年齡的增長，終于領(lǐng)悟到愛一個(gè)人，就算用一輩子的時(shí)間，還是會(huì)嫌不夠。慢慢地去了解這個(gè)人，體諒這個(gè)人，直到愛上為止，是需要有非常寬大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.當(dāng)明天變成了今天成為了昨天，最后成為記憶里不emrowgh.com再重要的某一天，我們突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在不知不覺中已被時(shí)間推著向前走，這不是靜止火車?yán)�，與相鄰列車交錯(cuò)時(shí)，仿佛自己在前進(jìn)的錯(cuò)覺，而是我們真實(shí)的在成長，在這件事里成了另一個(gè)自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.離開我就別安慰我，要知道每一次縫補(bǔ)也會(huì)遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾經(jīng)擁有的，不要忘記。不能得到的，更要珍惜。屬于自己的，不要放棄。已經(jīng)失去的，留作回憶。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜歡并習(xí)慣了對(duì)變化的東西保持著距離，這樣才會(huì)知道什么是最不會(huì)被時(shí)間拋棄的準(zhǔn)則。比如愛一個(gè)人，充滿變數(shù)，我于是后退一步，靜靜的看著，直到看見真誠的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的愛是俯視而生，而女人的愛是仰視而生。如果愛情像座山，那么男人越往上走可以俯視的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰視的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的愛情是你通過一個(gè)人看到整個(gè)世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個(gè)人舍棄世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前，應(yīng)該一直留有一個(gè)地方，獨(dú)自留在那里。然后去愛。不知道是什么，不知道是誰，不知道如何去愛，也不知道可以愛多久。只是等待一次愛情，也許永遠(yuǎn)都沒有人。可是，這種等待，就是愛情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有誰不曾為那暗戀而痛苦?我們總以為那份癡情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我們才發(fā)現(xiàn)，它一直都是很輕，很輕的。我們以為愛的很深，很深，來日歲月，會(huì)讓你知道，它不過很淺，很淺。最深和最重的愛，必須和時(shí)日一起成長。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在這個(gè)世界上，只有真正快樂的男人，才能帶給女人真正的快樂。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果沒有感性，就要理性;如果沒有理性，就要有自知之明;如果連這個(gè)都沒有了，她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的愛情，需要的不是傷心，而是時(shí)間，一段可以用來遺忘的時(shí)間。一顆被深深傷了的心，需要的不是同情，而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.
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