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父親節(jié)英文小笑話
臨近父親節(jié)，相信不少人都默默回想自己與父親的相處。你還記得那些在父親面前鬧過(guò)的笑話嗎?下面，分享大家兩篇父親節(jié)英文小笑話。
父親節(jié)英文小笑話一
New and Improved
新舊大PK
The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
小女孩坐在祖父的膝上讀故事。她時(shí)不時(shí)的從書(shū)上轉(zhuǎn)移視線抬起頭來(lái)碰到他褶皺的臉。隨后她摸摸自己的臉頰又回去摸摸祖父的.。
Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"
最后她問(wèn)：“爺爺，是上帝創(chuàng)造的你嗎?”
"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
“是啊，甜心。”他回答道：“上帝很久前創(chuàng)造出了我。”
"Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"
“喔。”她回答。接著又問(wèn)道：“爺爺，上帝也創(chuàng)造了我嗎?”
"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."
“是啊，當(dāng)然了寶貝。”他向她保證：“上帝只是不久前創(chuàng)造的你。”
"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"
“喔。”她回答。又分別感受了兩人的臉頰，邊觀察邊說(shuō)：“上帝的技術(shù)越來(lái)越好了，是不?”
父親節(jié)英文小笑話二
Dear Dad,
親愛(ài)的爸爸，
School is really great. I am making lots of friends and studying very hard. With all my stuff, I simply can't think of anything I need, so if you would like, you can just send me a card, as I would love to hear from you.
學(xué)校很棒。我交了很多朋友，學(xué)習(xí)也很努力。我東西很全，想不出缺什么，所以如果你愿意的話可以給我寄明信片，我喜歡收到你的消息。
Love,
愛(ài)你的，
Your son
兒子
The Reply:
回復(fù)：
Dear Son,
親愛(ài)的.兒子，
I know that astronomy, economics, and oceanography are enough to keep even an honor student busy. Do no forget that the pursuit of knowledge is a noble task, and you can never study enough.
我知道天文學(xué)、經(jīng)濟(jì)學(xué)和海洋學(xué)這么多學(xué)科連模范生都忙不過(guò)來(lái)。不要忘記追求知識(shí)是一件嚴(yán)肅的事情，學(xué)無(wú)止境。
Dad
爸爸
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