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　　雙語(yǔ)笑話：有益的教訓(xùn)

　　In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar.

　　Mr.Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，Tom，because he was too young.Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday，Mr.Thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time.They drank for half an hour，and then Mr.Thompson said to his son，"Now，Tom，I want to teach you a useful lesson.You must always be careful not to drink too much.And how do you know when you've had enough?Well，I'll tell you.Do you see those two lights at the end of the bar?When they seem to have become four，you've had enough and should go home."

　　"But，Dad，"said Tom，"I can only see one light at the end of the bar."

　　有益的教訓(xùn)

　　在英國(guó)，十八歲以下的人不準(zhǔn)進(jìn)酒吧喝酒。

　　湯普森先生以前常常去他家附近的一個(gè)酒吧喝酒，但他從來不帶他的兒子湯姆去，因?yàn)樗昙o(jì)太小。后來，當(dāng)湯姆年滿十八歲的時(shí)候，湯普森先生第一次帶他去他常去的那家酒吧。他們喝了半個(gè)小時(shí)，而后，湯普森先生對(duì)他兒子說：“湯姆，現(xiàn)在我要告訴你一個(gè)有益的教訓(xùn)。你必須時(shí)時(shí)小心不要喝得太多。你怎么知道你喝夠了呢?好，我來告訴你。你看見酒吧那頭有兩盞燈嗎?當(dāng)那兩盞燈看起來變成四盞的時(shí)候，你就喝夠了，應(yīng)該回家了。

　　“可是，爸爸。”湯姆說：“在酒吧那頭我只能看見一盞燈。”

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What's time to a pig?"

　　一天，有一個(gè)城市里的.游客來到一個(gè)小鄉(xiāng)村，在鄉(xiāng)間路上開著車，想看看農(nóng)莊是什么樣子，也想看看農(nóng)夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城里人看見一位農(nóng)夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱著一頭豬，并把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城里人對(duì)農(nóng)夫說，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎?"那位農(nóng)夫回答說，"時(shí)間對(duì)豬有什么意義?"

　　雙語(yǔ)笑話：校園幼齒們的兩則笑話

　　1.Two Birds

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　兩只鳥

　　老師：這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?

　　學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老師：請(qǐng)說說看。

　　學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的.就是燕子。

　　2.The Fish Net

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　魚網(wǎng)

　　你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發(fā)問道。

　　把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。小女孩回答道。

　　雙語(yǔ)笑話：The New Teacher 新老師

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　9月1日，喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

　　媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。

　　雙語(yǔ)笑話：一次物理考試

　　A physics Examination

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lightening first, then hear the thunder rolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　一次物理考試

　　在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問題。

　　這個(gè)問題是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲?

　　尼克的回答是：因?yàn)檠劬υ谇埃湓诤蟆?/p>

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