幽默的英語(yǔ)小故事帶翻譯
有很多幽默搞笑英語(yǔ)版的小故事，如果帶有中文翻譯那就更加完美了。下面就讓百分網(wǎng)小編給大家分享帶有翻譯的幽默英文小故事吧，希望能對(duì)你有幫助!
幽默英文小故事：New Discovery
新發(fā)現(xiàn)
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.
一個(gè)鄉(xiāng)下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走進(jìn)一座大樓，看見(jiàn)一個(gè)歲數(shù)很大的矮胖女人邁進(jìn)一個(gè)小房間。房間的門隨后關(guān)上，有幾個(gè)燈在閃亮。一會(huì)兒，門開(kāi)了，電梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife!"
鄉(xiāng)下人驚奇地眨著眼睛，慢吞吞地說(shuō)：“我應(yīng)該把我的老婆帶來(lái)!”
幽默英文小故事：如何清洗一只貓
Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
仔細(xì)地打掃衛(wèi)生間。在馬桶中加入適量的洗發(fā)乳，打開(kāi)蓋子。帶貓去衛(wèi)生間的時(shí)候，小心地安慰它。
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
麻溜地把貓丟進(jìn)馬桶，蓋上蓋子(你可能需要站在蓋子上，以防它逃脫)。
CAUTION!!!!!
一定要小心!!!!
Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
不要太靠近邊緣，它的爪子可能會(huì)伸出來(lái)抓住任何可以抓住的東西。
Flush the toilet three or four times.
沖洗馬桶三到四次。
Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
讓其他的某人打開(kāi)出去的.門，確保馬桶和外門間沒(méi)有人。
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
站得離馬桶盡量遠(yuǎn)一點(diǎn)，快速地打開(kāi)蓋子。洗干凈的貓會(huì)從馬桶里發(fā)射出來(lái)并跑出去，然后會(huì)去某個(gè)地方擦干自己。
Sincerely,
真誠(chéng)的，
幽默英文小故事：First Flight
第一次坐飛機(jī)
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before ， so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
約翰遜先生從前未乘過(guò)飛機(jī)。所以，有一天一位朋友邀請(qǐng)他乘自己的小飛機(jī)飛行時(shí)，約翰遜先生非常擔(dān)心，不敢接受。不過(guò)，由于朋友不斷保證說(shuō)飛行是很安全的，約翰遜先生終于被說(shuō)服了，登上了飛機(jī)。
His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
他的朋友啟動(dòng)引擎開(kāi)始在機(jī)場(chǎng)跑道上滑行。約翰遜先生聽(tīng)說(shuō)飛行中最危險(xiǎn)的是起飛與降落，所以他嚇得緊閉雙眼。
After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"
過(guò)了一兩分鐘，他睜開(kāi)雙眼朝窗外望去，接著對(duì)朋友說(shuō)道：“看下面那些人，他們看起來(lái)就象螞蟻一樣小，是不是?”
"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."
“那些就是螞蟻，”他的朋友答道，“我們還在地面上。”
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