加菲貓精彩語(yǔ)錄

1、A dreis like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

2、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

3、每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物, 因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸?/p>

4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

5、Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

6、每個(gè)成功男人的背后, 都有一個(gè)女人. 每個(gè)不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個(gè)

7、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

8、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

9、When two's company, three's the result!

10、再快樂(lè)的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

11、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

12、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

13、應(yīng)該有更好的方式開(kāi)始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來(lái)

14、聰明人都是未婚的, 結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來(lái)

15、學(xué)的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘記的越多, 忘記的越多, 知道的越少, 為什么學(xué)來(lái)著

16、工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看著別人工作

17、兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的, 三個(gè)人才是!

18、Every man should marry. After all, happineis not the only thing in life.

19、Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

20、后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩

21、不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

22、The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn

23、The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

24、Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

25、Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa

26、要節(jié)約用水, 盡量和女友一起洗澡

27、成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞, 他會(huì)給你帶來(lái)很多不相關(guān)的親戚 (聯(lián)系)

28、Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.

29、神決定了誰(shuí)是你的親戚, 幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地

30、愛(ài)情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來(lái)培養(yǎng)

31、鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的, 有時(shí)還需要信用卡

32、服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng), 它阻止你冒然行動(dòng)但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看

33、努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡! 不過(guò)我不會(huì)用自己去證明

34、要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居, 不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道

35、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

36、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

37、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

38、現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來(lái), 所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧

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