10個趣味英語小故事薦讀
1、TWO HEARTS BEATING
Nurse: H
兩顆心臟在跳動
護(hù)士:手術(shù)后你感覺怎樣?
病人:十分好,只是我能感覺到我體內(nèi)有兩顆心臟在跳動。
護(hù)士:怪不得給你做手術(shù)的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手表。
2、THE FIRST TIME
Patient: I' s frightened, this is first peratin.
Surgen: I n
Mther: H
Neighbr: ur vercat? But hw culd it ae such a nise?
Husband: I... I happened t be inside the cat.
精力旺盛的妻子
鄰居:昨天夜里我聽見你家屋前有很大的聲音,你們出了什么事嗎?
丈夫:沒什么。我的妻子有點不高興,把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。
鄰居:你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么會有那么大的聲音?
丈夫:我......我恰好也在大衣里面。
8、Friend fr Dinner
&qut;Hne,&qut; said the husband t his wife, &qut;I invited a friend he fr supper.&qut;
&qut;What? Are u craz? The huse is a ess, I haven't been shpping, all the dishes are dirt, and I dn't feel lie cing a fanc eal!&qut;
&qut;I nw all that.&qut;
&qut;Then wh did u invite a friend fr supper?&qut;
&qut;Because the pr fl's thining abut getting arried.&qut;
請朋友吃飯
“親愛的,”丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f:“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
“什么?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的,我很久沒有買過東西回來了,所有的碗碟都是臟的.,還有,我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯!
“這些我全都知道!
“那你為什么還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯?”
“因為那個可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢!
9、GOOD ADVICE
The prtl sales anager was getting read t leave his dctr's ffice after a rutine exainatin. &qut;Here,&qut; said the dctr, &qut;fllw this diet, and I want t see three-furths f u bac here fr a chec-up in three nths.&qut;
忠告
臃腫的銷售經(jīng)理做過常規(guī)體檢后,正要離開大夫的診室!奥犞贝蠓蛘f,“遵守這個食譜,我希望3個月后再來這兒體檢時能見到四分之三的你!
10、SHE'D RATHER BU A GIFT
While n a trip, M realized that she had frgtten a present fr Dad's birthda. &qut;That's a,&qut; he said, &qut;The nl thing I want is fr u t lve, hnr and be.&qut; M pndered that idea and then replied &qut;I'd rather bu u a gift.&qut;
她寧愿買一件禮物
旅途中,媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。&qut;沒關(guān)系,&qut;他說,&qut;我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順。&qut;媽媽沉思片刻后回答說,&qut;我寧愿給你買一件禮物。
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