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繞口令是一種獨(dú)具特色的語(yǔ)言表達(dá)形式，搞笑繞口令有哪些呢?下面是的搞笑繞口令資料，歡迎閱讀。
搞笑繞口令篇1
馬大媽的兒子叫馬大哈，
馬大哈的媽媽叫馬大媽。
馬大媽讓馬大哈買麻花，
馬大哈給馬大媽買西瓜。
馬大媽叫馬大哈割芝麻，
馬大哈給馬大媽摘棉花。
馬大媽告訴馬大哈，
以后不能再馬大哈，
馬大哈不改馬大哈，
馬大媽就不要馬大哈。
搞笑繞口令篇2
1. 打南邊來(lái)了個(gè)啞巴，腰里別了個(gè)喇叭;打北邊來(lái)了個(gè)喇嘛，手里提了個(gè)獺犸。提著獺犸的喇嘛要拿獺犸換別著喇叭的啞巴的喇叭;別著喇叭的啞巴不愿拿喇叭換提著獺犸的喇嘛的獺犸。不知 是別著喇叭的啞巴打了提著獺犸的喇嘛一喇叭;還是提著獺犸的喇嘛打了別著喇叭的啞巴一獺犸。喇嘛回家燉獺犸,啞巴嘀嘀噠噠吹喇叭 .
2. 哥哥弟弟坡前坐，坡上臥著一只鵝，坡下流著一條河。哥哥說:寬寬的河，弟弟說:白白的鵝。鵝要過河，河要渡鵝。不知是鵝過河，還是河渡鵝。
3. 哥挎瓜筐過寬溝，過溝筐漏瓜滾溝。隔溝挎筐瓜筐扣，瓜滾筐空哥怪溝。
4. 瓜棚掛瓜，瓜掛瓜棚。風(fēng)刮瓜，瓜碰棚。風(fēng)刮棚，棚碰瓜。
5. 黑化黑灰化肥灰會(huì)揮發(fā)發(fā)灰黑諱為黑灰花會(huì)回飛;灰化灰黑化肥會(huì)會(huì)揮發(fā)發(fā)黑灰為諱飛花回化為灰
6. "黑灰化肥灰會(huì)揮發(fā)發(fā)灰黑諱為黑灰花會(huì)飛;灰黑化肥會(huì)會(huì)揮發(fā)發(fā)黑灰為諱飛花化為灰
7. 化肥會(huì)揮發(fā)
8. 灰化肥會(huì)化灰，黑化肥不會(huì)化灰
9. 金瓜瓜，銀瓜瓜，瓜棚上面結(jié)滿瓜，瓜瓜落下來(lái)，打著小娃娃，娃娃叫媽媽，娃娃怪瓜瓜，瓜瓜笑娃娃。
10. 藍(lán)衣布履劉蘭柳，布履藍(lán)衣柳半劉，蘭柳拉犁來(lái)犁地，半劉播種來(lái)拉耬。
11. 老羅拉了一車?yán)�，老李拉了一車�(yán)酢＠狭_人稱大力羅，老李人稱李大力。老羅拉梨做梨酒，老李拉栗去換梨。
12. 老齊欲想去賣魚，巧遇老呂去牽驢，老齊要用老呂的驢去馱魚，老呂說老齊要用我老呂的驢馱魚就得給我魚，要不給我魚就別用我老呂的驢去馱魚，二人爭(zhēng)來(lái)爭(zhēng)去都誤了去趕集。
13. 老鼠遇老虎，老虎咬老鼠。老鼠躲老虎，老虎咬不著老鼠，老鼠躲過了老虎。
14. 梁上兩對(duì)倒吊鳥，泥里兩對(duì)鳥倒吊�？蓱z梁上的兩對(duì)倒吊鳥，惦著泥里的兩對(duì)鳥倒吊，可憐泥里的兩對(duì)鳥倒吊，也惦著梁上的兩對(duì)倒吊鳥。
15. 一班有個(gè)黃賀，二班有個(gè)王克，黃賀、王克二人搞創(chuàng)作，黃賀搞木刻，王克寫詩(shī)歌。黃賀幫助王克寫詩(shī)歌，王克幫助黃賀搞木刻。由于二人搞協(xié)作，黃賀完成了木刻，王克寫好了詩(shī)歌。
16. 一道黑，兩道黑，三四五六七道黑，八九道黑十道黑。我買了個(gè)煙袋烏木桿兒，我是掐著它的兩頭那么一道黑。二姑娘描眉去演戲，照著她的鏡子那么兩道黑。粉皮兒墻，寫川字兒，橫瞧豎瞧三道黑。象牙桌子烏木腿兒，把它放著在那炕上那么四道黑。我買了個(gè)母雞不下蛋，把它圈在那個(gè)籠里捂到(五道)黑。挺好的騾子不吃草，把它拉到在那街上遛到(六道)黑。買了頭小驢兒不拉磨，背上它的鞍韂騎(七)到(道)黑。姐倆南洼去割麥，丟了她的`鐮刀拔到(八道)黑。月窠兒的小孩兒子得了病，團(tuán)幾個(gè)艾球灸到(九道)黑。賣瓜籽的打瞌睡，嘩啦啦啦撒了
17. 那么一大堆，他的掃帚簸箕不湊手，那么一個(gè)一個(gè)拾到(十道)黑。
18. 一平盆面，烙一平盆餅，餅碰盆，盆碰餅。
19. 張伯伯，李伯伯，餑餑鋪里買餑餑，張伯伯買了個(gè)餑餑大，李伯伯買了個(gè)大餑餑。拿回家里喂婆婆，婆婆又去比餑餑也不知是張伯伯買的餑餑大還是李伯伯買的大餑餑。
20. 這是蠶，那是蟬，蠶常在葉里藏，蟬常在林里唱。
21. 字紙里裹著細(xì)銀絲，細(xì)銀絲上趴著四千四百四十四個(gè)似死似不死的小死虱子皮。
搞笑繞口令篇3
1. 八十八歲公公門前有八十八棵竹， 八十八只八哥要到八十八歲公公門前的八十八棵竹上來(lái)借宿。 八十八歲公公不許八十八只八哥到八十八棵竹上來(lái)借宿， 八十八歲公公打發(fā)八十八個(gè)金弓銀彈手去射殺八十八只八哥， 不許八十八只八哥到八十八歲公公門前的八十八棵竹上來(lái)借宿。
2. 南邊來(lái)了他大大伯子家的大搭拉尾巴耳朵狗， 北邊來(lái)了他二大伯子家的二搭拉尾巴耳朵狗。 他大大伯家的大搭拉尾巴耳朵狗，咬了他二大伯家的二搭拉尾巴耳朵狗一口; 他二大伯家的二搭拉尾巴耳朵狗，也咬了他大大伯家的大搭拉尾巴耳朵狗一口。不知是他大大伯家的大搭拉尾巴耳朵狗，先咬了他二大伯家的二搭拉尾巴耳朵狗;還是他二大伯家的二搭拉尾巴耳朵狗，先咬了他大大伯家的大搭拉尾巴耳朵狗。
3. 輕率找三個(gè)工具，比如三個(gè)杯子吧，你敲第一個(gè)時(shí)讓你的伴侶說"忘"，敲第二個(gè)說"情"，第三個(gè)說"水"，美其名曰試驗(yàn)?zāi)惆閭H的反映速率，頻頻然后，不斷的敲第一個(gè)，你的伴侶如果隨著說"忘，忘，忘，忘，汪，汪，汪，汪，汪，......"呵呵，效驗(yàn)就出來(lái)了。
4. 烏鴉站在黑豬背上說黑豬黑，黑豬說烏鴉比黑豬還要黑;烏鴉說它身比黑豬黑嘴不黑，黑豬聽罷笑得嘿嘿嘿嘿。
5. 一個(gè)半罐是半罐，兩個(gè)半罐是一罐;三個(gè)半罐是一罐半，四個(gè)半罐是兩罐;五個(gè)半罐是兩罐半，六個(gè)半罐是三滿罐;七個(gè)、八個(gè)、九個(gè)半罐，請(qǐng)你算算是多少罐。
6. 一個(gè)伴侶，讓他先說3遍"耗子"，然后再說3遍"鼠老"，待他說完"耗子，耗子，耗子，鼠老，鼠老，鼠老"然后，當(dāng)即問他"貓最怕啥子"，幾乎可以保證他會(huì)答"耗子"。
7. 在乎你的我只在乎我在乎的你是否在乎在乎你的我，我在乎的你是否和在乎你的我在乎我在乎的你一樣在乎在乎你的我一樣!
8. 找一個(gè)mm，說是試驗(yàn)她的英文能力。由你說一個(gè)單詞，mm說這個(gè)單詞的第二個(gè)字母。開始時(shí)輕率說幾個(gè)，接著好戲開始。
9. 哥哥弟弟坡前坐， 坡上臥著一只鵝， 坡下流著一條河， 哥哥說：寬寬的'河， 弟弟說：嗯。
10. 東西路，南北走，路上撞見人咬狗，狗說，來(lái)啊，互相傷害。
11. 鋤禾日當(dāng)午，當(dāng)午：行。
12. 扁擔(dān)說城里套路深我要回農(nóng)村。
13. 從前有座山，山上有個(gè)廟，廟里有個(gè)老和尚說:來(lái)啊~快活啊~反正有大把時(shí)光~
14. 提塌蟆喇嘛要拿塌蟆換別喇叭啞巴的喇叭，啞巴比劃”啥???"
15. 吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮，不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮，皮說：*你媽
16. 八百標(biāo)兵奔北坡，炮兵：唔。
17. 門前大橋下，游來(lái)一群鴨，快來(lái)快來(lái)數(shù)一數(shù)，就不。
18. 粉紅墻上畫鳳凰，紅鳳凰，粉鳳凰，行了別畫了，我是城管。
19. 牛郎戀劉娘，劉娘：呵呵滾。
20. 黑化肥揮發(fā)發(fā)灰會(huì)花飛，灰化肥揮發(fā)發(fā)黑會(huì)飛花，花說：來(lái)啊 快活啊～
21. 吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮兒，不吃葡萄因?yàn)槠咸岩唤?3塊買不起。
22. 墻上掛只斗，地上臥條狗，斗掉下來(lái)扣狗，狗說：exm????
23. 打南邊來(lái)了個(gè)啞巴 腰里別了個(gè)喇叭 打北邊來(lái)了個(gè)喇嘛 手里提了個(gè)獺犸 提著獺犸的喇嘛要拿獺犸換別著喇叭的啞巴的喇叭 啞巴：啊吧 啊吧 啊吧吧吧。
24. 打南邊來(lái)了一個(gè)喇嘛，手里提著五斤鰨螞，打北邊來(lái)了一個(gè)啞巴，腰里別著一個(gè)喇叭。提摟鰨螞的喇嘛要拿鰨螞去換別著喇叭的啞巴的喇叭，啞巴點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭。
25. 有個(gè)小孩叫小杜，上街打醋又買布。小杜：太麻煩，不去!
26. 小燕子 穿花衣 年年春天來(lái)這里 我問燕子你為啥來(lái) 燕子說：怕冷。
1.She sells seashells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashore seashells.
2.No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
3.The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
4.You know New York, you need new York.
You know you need unique new York.
5.A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.
6.Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.•
7.Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
8.How many good cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook as many good cookies as a good cook could cook?
9.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a wooodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
10.Great Greek grape growers grow great
Greek grapes, but the Greeks do not eat the grapes the great Greek grape growers grow.
11.That black lad was very sad because his dad had died in a bad accident in a factory.
12.The eggs he sells everyday are better than everybody else sells.
13. Ten tiny tigers tied ten tiny ties on their tiny tails.
5. A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
6. Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
7. Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
8. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
9. Black background, brown background.
10. Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
11. Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
12. Caution: Wide Right Turns
13. Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
14. Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
15. Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
16. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.
17. Freshly fried fresh flesh
18. Green glaglobes glow greenly.
19. He threw three balls.
20. He threw three free throws.
21. Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say:
23. How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
24. How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
25. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
26. I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
27. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
28. I wish you were a fish in my dish
29. If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
30. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
31. It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!
32. Little red lorry
33. MiSmith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
34. Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
35. Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
36. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
37. Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
38. She said she should sit.
40. Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
41. Silly sheep weep and sleep.
42. Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
43. Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
44. Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
45. Stupid superstition!
46. The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
47. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
48. The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
49. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
50. There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
51. Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
52. Very well, very well, very well ...
53. What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
54. Willie's really weary.
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